The Oldest Complaint in Human History Is About Teenagers, and It Has Never Once Been Correct
A Sumerian school tablet from roughly 2000 BCE features a teacher lamenting that his students are disrespectful and undisciplined. That complaint is now older than the Roman Empire, Christianity, and the alphabet as most people use it — and it has never led to an accurate generational forecast. Here's what 5,000 years of adults being wrong about young people actually tells us about adult psychology.
Mar 13, 2026